We are very upset that the first persons from the Kingdom of Great Britain will not visit us. We sympathize with all British lords and boronesses that they will not be able to attend the World Cup 2018. It is sad and ironic that it was England who invented football. We ask you not to worry about your places. Our company has prepared royal tents for the first persons of Britain. Now we will give these royal seats to the fans from Argentina. We hope that the digital television signal in England is good, and you can watch on TV our frustrated faces from the absence of the British Princes at the Championship. Good luck with the game.